Testimonials

This woman is CRAY-Z when it comes to fitness. Works out at least 3 hours a day, an IFBB Pro and a natty!? The only thing that will stop her from going to the gym is DEATH!... or a hurricane.... nah, hurricane won't do it.

David Bauer

Wow, y'all, I gotta tell ya-working out with this trainer flipped my world upside down! I'm Sandy Cheeks, strongest squirrel in Bikini Bottom, and lemme say, I thought I was tough liftin' boulders under the sea. But after a few sessions, I'm bench-pressin' whales like they're jellyfish! No more wheezin' after karate chops; now I'm zippin' through currents faster than Patrick's brainwaves. Seriously, this program's got me feelin' invincible-like I could karate-kick a volcano! If you're ready to get strong and have fun doin' it, sign up. Yee-haw!

Sandy Cheeks

Oh my gosh-this trainer turned me into a fry-cook-slash-fitness-monster! I'm SpongeBob SquarePants, future Krusty Krab manager, and now I can flip patties while doin' squats. Used to burn out after one jellyfish net swing-now I bubble-wrap my muscles and keep goin'! Yesterday I out-ran Squidward's sarcasm! Best part? Every workout ends with ice cream. If you wanna smell like victory and sea-salt, sign up before Plankton does! I'm ready-I'm ready!